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And remember, if you ever find yourself lost in the auditory ossicles, just holler. We hear the acoustics in there are fantastic!

Why did the otolaryngologist become a gardener? Because she had a knack for ear-igation!”

Why did the audiologist refuse to play hide and seek? Because good listeners are never hard to find!

Why don’t noses grow past 12 inches? Because then they’d be a foot, and that would smell even worse.

What did the ENT doctor say to the patient who complained about his broken hearing aid? “Sounds like you’re not hearing me out.”

Why was the skeleton always calm? Because nothing gets under his skin, especially not in the otolaryngology department.